Note to self: Do not buy shoes smaller than your abnormally gigantic feet--even if they are only half a size. Especially if they are the high-heeled, pointy-toed ones. Because, that would mean not only limping around the office, drawing curious stares, but also sitting in your apartment in your PJs, wearing two pairs of thick workout socks, with your feet stuffed into your too-small shoes, fruitlessly attempting to stretch them.
Just accept that you have big feet. That would solve a lot of problems.
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Yes, "know thyself" was good advice so long ago... and it translates here... "know thy feet and to thine own feet be true!" :)
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